False alarm!

Well, the wonderful US healthcare system has responded, and apparently my heart monitor reports (a) that I have a heart (a surprise to some people) and (b) that it appears to be behaving perfectly normally. So, in fact, I have the low pulse of a natural athlete! I know - bit of a waste, really, eh? So... what? I haven't felt dizzy for a while, and the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there, so I guess I'm just a malingerer. Either that or I have a massive brain tumor. Only time will tell.