Thursday, June 28, 2018
Deadly Possum Attack
Sadly I must report that we are down to nine chiclets, as three (including my favorite, the little yellow one) met their maker last night at the jaws of a possum. It would have been more, too, if not for the brave intervention of Thomas. Twas the wee small hours, or as Thomas thinks of it, "prime gaming time" and all but he were tucked up cozy, when he heard a terrible racket from the chicken enclosure. The three big hens were safe in their coop, but we haven't been putting the little ones in there since we tried once and they got badly pecked by at least one adult. (Talking of which, another chiclet was at this time quarantined in a separate hospital ward on the back porch because she got caught in some netting and badly pecked. She is now a Bald Chick and we call her Sinead.) So the chiclets (all but Sinead) were in their usual bedchamber of a large plastic tub covered with corrugated plastic with a weight on it. This was not enough to deter the possum, apparently, and it was the attack of this rodent that Thomas overheard. He went out with a flashlight and discovered it and chased it off. (Then came in and woke us up to tell us about it.) When I went to let them out in the morning, I discovered the sad costs in chicken life - one dead outside the box, two dead within. So we have now instituted the policy of keeping their tub in the garage overnight, with the garage doors tight shut. (The ducklings too, and Sinead, who is reunited with her sisters.) We went out to put them to bed just now and found that they were scared of their tubs and had sought higher ground - in fact, higher than we knew they could reach! Three on the ROOF of the big chickens' coop (which is about 7 feet off the ground) and two sitting on the top of the netting we'd JUST put there and were congratulating ourselves about successfully blocking their repeated escapes from their enclosure. (And this is AFTER clipping their wings.) Let us hope they forget they can do that overnight, otherwise we'll have to devise another way to keep them in (and this is at least the third as it is).
Ducks getting bigger and braver every day
But not by very much. They have a tendency to fall over and flounder about as they try to get upright again.
We set up a little day pen for them to play in. At night, they have to go back into their box, all locked up safe and sound from the terrible predators roaming these parts.
They divide their days up with: long naps, shorts bursts of running from one end of the pen to the other, and paddling in their water bowl. (They splash the water much more than they drink it.)
They are too small to be let loose in the yard. Also, they don't have feathers yet so they get cold and aren't water proof. If they find the pond they will jump in (water is like heroin to a duck--they can NOT leave it alone!) and sink like four fluffy little stones. They should be coated with feathers by mid July. At that point, they get to run loose in the yard and sleep in the big duck house with Pretzel. (Who, by the way, if feeling his oats again. Mourning officially ended when the weather got hot this week and I spent a few days outside in the back yard with him, planting mint and working on the flowers. Just like old times, me and Pretzel, digging holes and watering plants and paddling in the mud--it doesn't get better than that!)
We set up a little day pen for them to play in. At night, they have to go back into their box, all locked up safe and sound from the terrible predators roaming these parts.
They divide their days up with: long naps, shorts bursts of running from one end of the pen to the other, and paddling in their water bowl. (They splash the water much more than they drink it.)
They are too small to be let loose in the yard. Also, they don't have feathers yet so they get cold and aren't water proof. If they find the pond they will jump in (water is like heroin to a duck--they can NOT leave it alone!) and sink like four fluffy little stones. They should be coated with feathers by mid July. At that point, they get to run loose in the yard and sleep in the big duck house with Pretzel. (Who, by the way, if feeling his oats again. Mourning officially ended when the weather got hot this week and I spent a few days outside in the back yard with him, planting mint and working on the flowers. Just like old times, me and Pretzel, digging holes and watering plants and paddling in the mud--it doesn't get better than that!)
Sylvester's digs get a make over
About three years ago we got a huge something mailed to us in this box (I can't remember what it was). Sylvester adopted the box as his own. So, we but a hole in the door and, eventually, gave the house a sign. I always hoped that Sylvester would get tired of the box and we could get rid of it, but no such thing. If anything, the older he gets, the more he needs his Box Time during stressful moments. Finally fed up with looking at it, I decided to paint it. I used all the paints we have around the house that we have used either in the kids room's walls or on their furniture. He was a bit put out while it was drying, and very upset that we had to move around the paper nest he had made. But he is in the process of forgiving us.
Sylvester helped me organize my yarn.
Sylvester helped me organize my yarn.
Saturday, June 23, 2018
Desperate measures
Turns out our chiclets, now entering the awkward teen age, are quite the escape-artistes. Things came to a head this evening when about 7 or 8 of them were not only out, they'd got into the front yard and were exploring the hedge adjacent to the Family Video parking lot. So out came the netting and their pen just got a lot less aesthetically pleasing:
Damn teens - they need to settle down and get a job laying eggs.
Damn teens - they need to settle down and get a job laying eggs.
Wednesday, June 20, 2018
"But Pretzel was lonely..."
Pretzel has indeed been pretty mopey since he lost his life partner. For a week or so he wouldn't even let us come near him, which, for someone who is better known for repeated ankle-nipping (to prompt the nip-ee to throw him in the air, his fave thing in the world), was a marked change. Here he is, skulking:
BUT FEAR NOT: Jami took pity on his plight and ordered FOUR ducklings ("I just can't choose between them!") which have been traveling for a while, and arrived at the post office this morning. Here's the box they came in:
And here they are, miraculously healthy and unharmed:
They are all female, so more eggs. (What are we going to do with 19 eggs a day??) If I got what I paid for, they are: a Blue Swede and a Black Swede (they are the hardiest ducks IN THE WORLD, or so the duck dealer says) and a Black Indian Runner and a Blue Indian Runner--which, being from India, are NOT the hardiest ducks in the world. BUT they are famous for their "highly social personality." So there's that. Fortunately, Pretzel's mansion is more than big enough for 5 ducks, so once they have their waterproof feathers (regular duck feathers rather than the fluff they have now) they can be set free in the backyard. If we set them loose now and they found the pond (and went in, which they would because ducks can't STOP themselves from getting into water) they would sink like stones (or so the duck dealer tells me). Once they have their "real" feathers, they will float like corks.
Sleepy or suspicious? Or both?
BUT FEAR NOT: Jami took pity on his plight and ordered FOUR ducklings ("I just can't choose between them!") which have been traveling for a while, and arrived at the post office this morning. Here's the box they came in:
And here they are, miraculously healthy and unharmed:
Sleepy or suspicious? Or both?
Friday, June 15, 2018
"Leaky Gut"
Tuesday, June 12, 2018
Thomas gets busy and now has nothing to do
Thomas signed himself up for the LSATs (the Law School Admission Test) several months ago. He's spent the past few months going over online practice tests, and a lot of complaining. Here is his study book:
Test day was yesterday (ALL DAY), so this past weekend, we prepared: plenty of #2 sharpened pencils? check. erasure sans any wrapper? check. a color print up of his admission ticket? check. a 1 gallon clear ziploc baggy to hold all his snacks? check. one sealed bottle of water? check. a paper map to the campus, including parking sites? check. Money to pay for parking if needed? check. analog watch? check.* prepared to leave phone in car while taking test? hmmmmmm...after a LOT of dithering, Thomas finally acknowledged he could make his way from a parked car, to the test site, and back again later that day without consulting his phone and, so, conceded that he COULD leave his phone in the car. These precautions were taken to ensure Thomas was in full compliance with rules set up by the testing company. Finally the day, yesterday, arrived. Thomas sprang out of bed early, scolded us for not waking him up, complained about the small breakfast we had made, grunted acknowledgement of the stash of snacks I made for him--some for the ziploc baggy and some to remain in the car--and then scowled at the watch. He then flew out the door, looking very much like someone who was walking himself to his own execution. Many hours later (about 10 hours later) he finally arrived home, happy and hungry. And now that the test is done, Thomas is bored and doesn't know what to do with himself.
*Older folks may think that rustling up an analog watch is no big deal but Thomas has never owned one. I had to make a mad dash to Target at 8 am Monday morning, the day of the test, to find a watch. I set the time and gave it to Thomas while he ate his breakfast. He didn't know how to put the strap on (he tried to slip it on over his hand to his wrist) and, looking at it bewildered, asked, "How do I work it?" Well, (1) open your eyes, (2) angle your face toward the watch, (3) notice the position of the watch hands. Later that day I was making fun of Thomas with a workmate whose daughter, one year older than Thomas, took the LSATs in February. He said she angrily complained when given an analog watch to use during the test, "I was never TAUGHT HOW TO READ these kinds of clocks!"
Test day was yesterday (ALL DAY), so this past weekend, we prepared: plenty of #2 sharpened pencils? check. erasure sans any wrapper? check. a color print up of his admission ticket? check. a 1 gallon clear ziploc baggy to hold all his snacks? check. one sealed bottle of water? check. a paper map to the campus, including parking sites? check. Money to pay for parking if needed? check. analog watch? check.* prepared to leave phone in car while taking test? hmmmmmm...after a LOT of dithering, Thomas finally acknowledged he could make his way from a parked car, to the test site, and back again later that day without consulting his phone and, so, conceded that he COULD leave his phone in the car. These precautions were taken to ensure Thomas was in full compliance with rules set up by the testing company. Finally the day, yesterday, arrived. Thomas sprang out of bed early, scolded us for not waking him up, complained about the small breakfast we had made, grunted acknowledgement of the stash of snacks I made for him--some for the ziploc baggy and some to remain in the car--and then scowled at the watch. He then flew out the door, looking very much like someone who was walking himself to his own execution. Many hours later (about 10 hours later) he finally arrived home, happy and hungry. And now that the test is done, Thomas is bored and doesn't know what to do with himself.
*Older folks may think that rustling up an analog watch is no big deal but Thomas has never owned one. I had to make a mad dash to Target at 8 am Monday morning, the day of the test, to find a watch. I set the time and gave it to Thomas while he ate his breakfast. He didn't know how to put the strap on (he tried to slip it on over his hand to his wrist) and, looking at it bewildered, asked, "How do I work it?" Well, (1) open your eyes, (2) angle your face toward the watch, (3) notice the position of the watch hands. Later that day I was making fun of Thomas with a workmate whose daughter, one year older than Thomas, took the LSATs in February. He said she angrily complained when given an analog watch to use during the test, "I was never TAUGHT HOW TO READ these kinds of clocks!"
Monday, June 11, 2018
Saturday, June 2, 2018
RIP Zachary Quack
Jami noticed a week or so ago that Zachary had a swollen belly to the extent that it was almost dragging the ground and she had difficulty hopping into her house at night. So yesterday she looked up a vet for farm animals and found one about 50 miles away and took her in. So for the first time in his life, Pretzel was alone:
Well, he better get used to it, because it turned out (a) Zachary was way older than any duck they'd ever seen, and (b) she had a condition not uncommon in older female ducks where they produce only yolks and they just accumulate inside them and rot. Her only hope was major surgery, removing all the fetid bits and huge doses of antibiotics, and even then her chances were very slim. So the best option was a peaceful exit. However, they did give us this:
Well, he better get used to it, because it turned out (a) Zachary was way older than any duck they'd ever seen, and (b) she had a condition not uncommon in older female ducks where they produce only yolks and they just accumulate inside them and rot. Her only hope was major surgery, removing all the fetid bits and huge doses of antibiotics, and even then her chances were very slim. So the best option was a peaceful exit. However, they did give us this:
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