Sunday, June 29, 2014
Whale Pants II
Both kids have had an unhealthy interest in dropping objects, usually stuff we want and/or need, down our hamper, pictured here:
This innocent enough looking tiny door in our upstairs bathroom is at the top of a long drop through the wall of our house down to the basement, which ends here:
This would be great (no need to carry heavy, dirty laundry down two stories, just drop it through the door and walk away) except, as I just said, we have found shampoo and conditioner bottles, toothbrushes, toys, cups and everything else that had been tossed down the chute mixed up into our laundry. Also, another problem is that when we had our kitchen remodeled many years ago, the guy who installed our cabinets screwed one screw through the wall into the chute and, ever since, stuff gets caught and clothing clogs form. Tonight after his bath Frederick came down and announced that we needed to get something he put "in the door up top" which we took to mean that he had dropped something AGAIN down the chute and now regretted it. Simon got a big stick and set to dislodge the clog. He came up about 10 minutes later with two shirts neither of us have any memory of owning or wearing. I reminded him of the time, a few years ago, when we dislodged a clog and a toy whale wearing whale underpants popped loose. Here is the back story on that: About three years ago, we were the host family to that Irish kid, Darragh, who was part of that Irish fiddlers group the FIM was hosting. One night when we were sitting around talking, Frederick dropped his stuffed whale and shark into his fish tank (which is why he no longer has a fish tank in his room). We saved the fish (one had ended up on the floor) and put the toys into the bathtub to dry off. Next thing we knew, Frederick had gotten up and dropped them down the chute--and then became extremely upset because they didn't appear at the bottom. SO, I got a stick out to wiggle the toys loose. After a whole lot of nothing, suddenly I heard a "whoosh" and out popped a stuffed shark followed by a whale wearing a tiny, TINY pair of underwear (one that Thomas wore when he was 2 or 3 years old) with a tiny whale patch on it. Flash forward tonight, Simon set to work on the chute clot one more time and then, whoosh, out plopped a whale wearing a tiny pair of underpants--this time, with a "Sea Life" patch.
How many more tiny pairs of sea themed underpants can be trapped in one house's walls?
Saturday, June 28, 2014
Frederick Discovers Pottery
Frederick and I took an art class together at the FIA. It lasted four weeks and we spent the whole time learning how to throw pots on the pottery wheel. I've taken wheel classes before and I never progressed beyond "barely adequate" and I worried that Frederick would find it fiddly and unrewarding. But my fears were entirely unfounded. Frederick loved the wheel and, although completely exhausted (those were his exact words: after each class he would announce in the car on the way home that he was "exHAUSTED") by the end of each class. Nonetheless every morning he would muse aloud, longingly, if that day was another clay day. The first two weeks of the class were spent learning how to wedge the clay, center a 1 pound ball on the bat on the wheel, turn a bowl or vase, remove it and wrap it up for later trimming. Week three we trimmed the ten pots (and added a handle to one to make it a cup). His 10 pieces were fired that week while we waited at home, counting the minutes until our next clay class. Finally, week four was spent dipping each piece into a glaze. Here is Frederick's pride and joy, the small cup. While we were glazing it, I asked him what he would like to use the cup for--soup or tea? "Coffee," he answered with conviction.
Here are his other nine pots. So he is set for ashtrays and coin dishes now.
The New Simon Rattle?
These pics are old but for a while in March and April (with Thomas performing two or three times a week, our semester (and all that entails) coming to a close, and Frederick going to school field trips (or not, depending on the destination) as his teachers dreamed up any excuse to skip class) we didn't have time to do anything but move people around. For the FYSO's last performance the conductor, Davin, asked Thomas to conduct Lord of the Dance. Of course he didn't tell me that he was asked to do this--I only saw something was up when he didn't climb into the seat of the drum set but was backstage twitching nervously as everyone else was tuning and settling in for another performance.
There is the conductor at the back, taking over one of the lighter percussion jobs since the other percussionists were shuffled about to fill in for Thomas on the drum set. I asked him afterwards why he was asked to do that. He said, "I don't know." Did he enjoy it? "Yeah, I guess." There you have it.
Friday, June 27, 2014
Thomas Never Tells Us What He Is Doing
I don't know why I am surprised anymore, since I only found out that Thomas was going to Paris for ten days with his Honors Percussion Quartet about month before his departure date (a mere eleven months after he was informed). Today I accidentally found this film he created last year with some classmates. According to Thomas, he is the (large) brain behind the whole thing. (Though we, his audience and fanbase, do get mentioned as well.)
I still think of Thomas as the fragile 7 year old, easily crushed by the hurtful comments and actions of others.
Then I read his reply to one flamer:
Far Blaze writes: HORRIFYINGLY TERRIBLE QUALITY VIDEO
To which YoshiSpriter123 (Thomas's nom de plume) replies:: I'm sorry that the recording technology in those times weren't up to your sky-high standards, bro.
I still think of Thomas as the fragile 7 year old, easily crushed by the hurtful comments and actions of others.
Then I read his reply to one flamer:
Far Blaze writes: HORRIFYINGLY TERRIBLE QUALITY VIDEO
To which YoshiSpriter123 (Thomas's nom de plume) replies:: I'm sorry that the recording technology in those times weren't up to your sky-high standards, bro.
Thursday, June 26, 2014
A trip to the zoo
Today Simon had another "hot interview" to conduct so Frederick and I had a long, hot and muggy afternoon to kill. After gadding about all yesterday afternoon (shopping at Runyans to feed his hunger for clay supplies--he's a pottery addict since taking a wheel class at the FIA) and then rollerskating at Davison park, he seemed content to stay at home looking at books...until, that is, I asked him if he wanted to go to the zoo. "Yes. Let's go!" he said, hopped up and headed out the door.
I didn't think twice about whether or not the zoo would be open today. Why wouldn't it be? It's a weekday in the middle of the summer and the weather was fine. We pulled up to the parking lot attendant at 2:53 and paid the parking fee (twice the usual rate because we don't live in Lansing!). Just as he was stretching out his hand to give me the receipt he said, "If you want to go into the zoo, you need to get to the gates by 3:00." (At that moment, I checked my car's clock to see that it was 2:54.) Ok, I said--and I began to charge off. "BUT--" he stuck his hand out to stop me pulling away. "It's because we are having an event tonight." (pause for big breath) "Normally, the gates are open later." (another pause) "But if you enter by 3:00, you can stay until 5:30." (giant inhale, readying himself for another speech) I waved thanks and peeled away. We got to the gates with 2 minutes to spare.
Frederick knows the zoo well and only stops to see his favorites: the otters (which were hiding AGAIN: I have long ago decided that they don't actually exist), the wolves, the tigers and the rhino. But his absolute favorite are the lions. We stopped here and watched the male and two females lounging three times. If there was a comfy chair to sit in near the fence, Frederick would be there still.
I've seen a pony ride exhibit every time I have gone, but there were never any ponies. This time there were two, Jet (a tiny brown one) and Moon, a (relatively) larger pony with a small white crescent mark on her forehead. Apparently only Moon can carry a kid over 100 pounds (and under 125, so we have a few years left). Frederick was very excited about the whole thing.
I kept thinking of Thomas (who is, as I type this, in Paris getting geared up to meet his first host family and begin a long series of concerts) when he was Frederick's age: Thomas always wanted to ride ponies, but would never allow himself to do it because he would think he ought not. Fortunately for Frederick, he has no such reservations.
Here we are, back with the lions for the third time.
After about 90 minutes of circling around the place with a pit stop at the lion den each revolution, the weather suddenly turned hot, humid and heavy. Frederick announced he was ready to go home--but, before we could go to the car, we had to stop and get this picture as we have done every single time we have visited Potter zoo.
Saturday, June 21, 2014
Festival of flags, day 2
No rain today, which meant all the rides would be running at the Festival. So, we dutifully set out after lunch. The second we arrived, Frederick took Simon to the ferris wheel and they set off.
Here they are, waiting in line.
Here is a view of the rest of the rides.
Here is that Bear Scrambler Frederick and I went on yesterday. Thanksfully, he wasn't interested in doing that today.
Unfortunately, he DID want to revisit the Ski Slopes. I convinced myself that it wouldn't be so bad a second time but it was much, much worse. As Simon said, when I stumbled off, "That lasted about three times as long as it needed to."
Going on the Ski Slopes got me out of having to go on any of the other rides. Here Simon and Frederick trudge up the mountain to ride the slides down.
Frederick revisited the rope/bridge/slide fort.
Here is he, coming down. No wet bottom today.
Just can't get enough of the ferris wheel.
If only one could live in this cart, everything would be grand.
Richfield County Park
Frederick and I planned to go roller-skating a couple of days ago, but it turned out the Festival of Flags was parked right on top of the skate park, so we went to the nearby Richfield County Park instead. Nice day, bit uneventful, but not as bad as some previous visitor with a marker pen obviously thought.
Friday, June 20, 2014
Festival of Flags
It's that time of year, the time when rinky dink and rickety fairs and carnivals pop up like mushrooms. Last year Frederick discovered that he LOVES (and I mean LOVES) ferris wheels. So when Simon saw the signs for Festival of Flags in Davison, we knew what we would be doing this weekend. We intended to go opening day, but it was hot and oppressive (migraine weather). Finally today I took Frederick and we got there right when they opened the gates--only to discover that many of the rides, including the [expletives] ferris wheel were not running because of a light drizzle. (Apparently even the slightly dampness causes the brakes to fail--NOT reassuring.) Frederick did screw on a happy face and agree to try out new rides. This one is a rope/slide contraption. It was limited to kids 40-54" tall, which includes him. I was very surprised he was willing to go on alone. At one point the trail seemed to run cold and he became very confused, but once the ticket collector explained that he had to stretch through a bunch of bungie cords that were blocking the path, he managed just fine.
Here he is, heading toward the very top, which ends with a giant ass slide (which gave him a giant wet ass since everything was wet from rain).
This was the first of the "sick rides". This one is slow to spin, but does go up and down. Here it is, just about to go up. When it went very high, Frederick burst into a smile.
After this we tried the "bear scramble" which required us to climb into a big shell that spun around and round. There was a round disk between us that, if I pulled on it, would cause the cage to spin around very, very fast. Of course, that is what he loved best. Finally, he saw the best sick ride of all--The Ski Slopes. When I took this picture, we were watching other people spin round very, very fast while explosive noises echoed around. The teens laughed hysterically and the parents concentrated on not vomiting. I was hoping that he wouldn't want to go on but no way--it was all he could do to wait for the previous riders to climb off before he sprang into a seat. The faster it went, the happier he was. After we got off (and it took a VERY LONG TIME to end) he announced that he wanted to go home (yeah!!), eat a snack, wait for dark, then come back with daddy. Simon was thrilled when we told him the news.
Here he is, heading toward the very top, which ends with a giant ass slide (which gave him a giant wet ass since everything was wet from rain).
This was the first of the "sick rides". This one is slow to spin, but does go up and down. Here it is, just about to go up. When it went very high, Frederick burst into a smile.
After this we tried the "bear scramble" which required us to climb into a big shell that spun around and round. There was a round disk between us that, if I pulled on it, would cause the cage to spin around very, very fast. Of course, that is what he loved best. Finally, he saw the best sick ride of all--The Ski Slopes. When I took this picture, we were watching other people spin round very, very fast while explosive noises echoed around. The teens laughed hysterically and the parents concentrated on not vomiting. I was hoping that he wouldn't want to go on but no way--it was all he could do to wait for the previous riders to climb off before he sprang into a seat. The faster it went, the happier he was. After we got off (and it took a VERY LONG TIME to end) he announced that he wanted to go home (yeah!!), eat a snack, wait for dark, then come back with daddy. Simon was thrilled when we told him the news.
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Monday, June 16, 2014
The changing face of the giant pile of rubble in downtown Flint
Monday, June 9, 2014
Today, We Dared
One of Frederick's favorite dvds has a short cartoon about a girl who wants a dog. It is, rather unimaginatively, called "I Want a Dog." For reasons that are never explained, she always wears roller skates. Frederick has long been intrigued by those contraptions and this past birthday I decided that I would give rollerskating with him a whirl. I went to the local "skate place" (Rollerhaven) and ordered up some roller skates. We had to get fitted and special order them. Since those places always have disco music on at top volume I thought it would be hell on wheels (so to speak) to deal with the place with Frederick, but he loved the place. He was dancing and jiving all over the lobby while I waited for the manager to get his shit together. (Simon, on the other hand, was not so enthusiastic about the place and begged to be allowed to leave so he could sit in the car and wait.)
Finally, the skates arrived and fit like a dream. It's a beautiful day today and the Davison skate park was the perfect place to try them out.
Frederick is normally VERY CHATTY in the car but, once I explained to him what we were doing, he became very thoughtful. When we got there, he said to me, "Frederick CALM" which is his way of saying, "I'm VERY ANXIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!!" I told him we would just put on the skates, ride once about the skate park, and then we would take off the skates and head to the car. The first trip around, Frederick clung to me as if his life depended on it. I have 10 fingerprint marks on my upper arm. But when we looped about and got to the picnic table where his sandals waited for him, he didn't want to stop!
We went around (with him getting increasingly confident--by the 5th circle he was only resting the fingertips of one hand on my arm), chatting about this and that. During the last loop he started singing softly, "I want a dog...."
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)