Thomas's not-yet-Christmas list

Thomas was reluctant to give us a Christmas list to pass on to any relatives who might care because, as he put it, if he makes a Christmas list now then if he wants anything between now and Christmas, we'll just say "add it to your Christmas list," and as a result the time between now and then will be a barren, joyless wasteland. (He's right, of course - we can't be angry, it shows he's been paying attention.) However, he also feels pregnant with wishes which he cannot wait to bring into the world, so this list is the compromise (clicking on it makes it bigger, although that won't necessarily aid comprehension for anyone older than 13):