This is an unusual story for Berkeley when compared with the other books of his I've read. (So far, that is, since he was a prolific author and I've barely made a dent in his collection.) It was published in serial form in
John o' London's Weekly (whatever THAT was) and when it first came out, it did not include the ending. Instead, readers could mail in their solutions and their reasoning (which clues they relied on to get to their solution) and if they got the right answer for the right reason, they would win money. A lot of money, actually: first prize was £200, second prize was £100 and third prize was £50. This book included not only the ending but the author's analysis of all the submissions he had to read, his reason for picking the winners, and the winners' answers and reasoning--and a very bright collection of readers they were, I thought: they all got closer to getting it right than I did. [Interestingly, Berkeley wrote that he feared his story was too easy and that
everyone would guess it. Not a chance. As usual, he not only had a twist followed by a double twist, he also added a triple and then a quadruple twist was tossed in for good measure.] In fact, no one got it all right for all the right reasons. (The submissions that got tossed out completely were those that invented "clues"--which is what I would have done.) Two people got closest--Mrs. Susan M. Gilruth and Mr. L. J. Kastner, so they had to split the first prize. Second prize was split between three people, Mr. E. C. Allport, Mr. Charles Harding and Mr..A. H. C. Rawson. (I was really hoping to see a name of someone I knew, but that didn't happen.) Third prize was split between Miss Helen Bourne, Mr. W. G. Fergusson, and Miss Jessie Grave. Even though they had to share, the winners and the runner-ups did all right.
The story is set in a teeny weeny backwater town, Anneypenney. This actually isn't a locked room or a closed circle story, which is a nice change. In fact, the murder mystery (is it even murder?) doesn't seem much of a mystery at all at the start since it seems only one person could possibly have done it. But, then, the circle widens and a few more suspects are discovered. And, then, more information is found and the circle widens more...then again, and then again.. and pretty soon we get to the point that everyone involved in this story could have been killed the victim...if, that is, it was actually murder. True to form, the story is so complicated, it is impossible to retell it without either giving too much away or not making any sense of the events. It's easier to describe the characters and let that be good enough:
Douglas Sewell: Here is our narrator so we learn as Douglas learns. When not musing about murder, suicide and accidents, Douglas is a small time fruit farmer who spends all of his time grafting bits of trees onto each other, trying to find the perfect balance between good flavor and pest resistance. And, of course, he has access to pounds and pounds of arsenic powder as that is a crucial ingredient in pesticide dusts that are sprayed onto fruit trees. (The main thing I learned from this book is that arsenic featured promiently in an English person's life in the 30s and 40s--lots of discussion of dumping arsenic solutions down the drains, into rivers and onto the ground. I have concluded that there must have been a LOT of cancer and cardiovascular problems that resulted from long term exposure to low levels of arsenic in England in the 50s and 60s. Read this book and all becomes clear.) Douglas has a solid moral compass and is a slow but steady reasoner. And, unlike anyone else he solves the mystery in the end. (He has one of those monologuing conversations with the murderer in the last chapter--the one published AFTER the contest has been settled--and I was pretty certain that that was going to be the end of Douglas. But not so--the murderer got the better of Douglas but didn't need to resort to a second murder. More about that below.)
Frances Sewell: Frances is married to Douglas. I'm not sure what she does. She doesn't work but she is always busy. The Sewells do not have children but Frances is heavily involved in the community. Her primary feature is that she does what she wants, regardless of what Douglas thinks, and is generally a bit quicker that Douglas is in anticipating the moves of a murderer. She does her bit to hide evidence, not to interfere with justice but help justice along--but in fact ends up interfering with justice a LOT. I do not get the impression she learned any lessons.
Glen Brougham: The local brilliant surgeon who is not a brilliant physician. In fact, it's generally acknowledged that he's a bit slap dash and indifferent to diagnosing people and mixing up prescriptions. He lives in this backwater town because his father was a physician (a very good one, everyone reminds Glen) who died and left his practice to Glen. Glen is lazy and so sort of fell into living in this place. He doesn't even sit in chairs properly but sort of flops into them and allows his limbs to be flung about in all directions. He's beyond cynical and can't even be bothered to wonder if there was a murder at all. And, of course, he has access to arsenic because, apparently, it's something his father would have used in mixing up medicine and, though totally out of fashion now, Glen can't be bothered to dispose of it properly so it sits in his dispensery, not even locked up.
Rona Brougham: A thoroughly modern (for 1938) woman with a brilliant mind. She went to Oxford and got a degree in socio-psychology but also dabbled in chemistry. It's generally acknowledged that she could have gone on to do whatever she wanted. What she ends up doing is living in the old family home with her brother, Glen, spending her evenings with the Sewells and the Waterhouses (more about them in a minute), playing cards and philosophizing. One evening, when it gets very late, Rona lets out that she is a bit of a eugenicist--much to the shock and horror of the others sipping their cocktails. She insists she isn't "fanatical," but she can't be convinced that all persons have worth and that the world wouldn't be a better place if a few particularly useless ones were eliminated for the good of all. So why is she hanging out in this one horse town, letting her brain go soft as she fanticizes about culling the human herd? Well, unbeknowst to anyone until much father along in the book, she is madly in love with a brilliant engineer who lives in this town and she's biding time until his useless wife drops dead so she can swoop in and they can travel the world and be brilliant together. Meanwhile, she's the one who mixes up the medicines for her brother because he really can't be arsed.
Charles Waterhouse: Our resident brilliant engineer who causes Rona's cheeks to turn pink when their hands innocently brush against each other. Charles is older--only in his late 40s but that's geriatric in those days--and has made a name for himself. And a massive pile of money. He's spent his early adulthood traveling anywhere that England had a foothold, and engineered massive electrical systems in those places. One system in particular made him a 1930s version of a billionaire, and that involved designing and overseeing the building of a hydroelectrical system attached to the Amazon River that delivered electrical power to most of South America. He doesn't talk much about his earlier exploits, but does occasionally get wistful when he considers all the offers he's had recently but has had to turn down because his useless (ahem!) wife is too ill to leave the house. He amuses himself by playing with various substances to create the perfect cement--a pastime that sounds pedestrian enough but, if he cracks the mystery, will do no end of good for the British Government.
Angela Waterhouse: The tiresome and useless wife who spends 95% of her time in bed taking medicine (almost all of which turns out to be placebos that have been swapped out by Charles), and complaining about her maladies. If someone else has a pain, hers is 100 times worse. She cannot abide by anyone else being the center of attention and "ailments" are her ticket to the center of everyone's attention. She's very much younger than Charles but it is generally well known (though only spoken on in veiled language) that she refuses to have sex with Charles because she doesn't have the strength.(!!) If all that wasn't enough, Angela is brutal to her staff, constantly harranging them for failing to do things to her eccentric standards.
[The Sewells, Frances in particular, is very scornful of Angela and Frances explains to her somewhat shocked husband, our narrator, that she firmly believes that a wife is OBLIGATED to have sex with her husband on a regular basis as, according to her, a wife is "30% friendly companion, 30% household manager, 30% seductress and 10%..." at this point she has to recalculate to get to 100% but Douglas is too shocked to hear anymore and begins to wonder if their marriage boils down to Frances simply doing her duty. Of course, she'd say, no, he muses, but that could be she's doing her job as "companion"....See what horrors are revealed when sudden deaths happen?]
Mitzi, Maria and Pilchard: A series of maids and housekeepers in the Waterhouse household. Both Mitzi and Maria were professed Nazi Germans. Maria repeated to anyone who would listen that she wouldn't work for "The Chews". Both were incompetent cooks and both had connections with a Pro-German Society in London. And both were WAY TOO interested in Mr. Waterhouse's work. Pilchard was an ordinary, useless, easily flustered English housekeeper who only remembered significant details weeks later when nobody cared anymore.
Ok, before introducing any more people, let's get into The Mystery. One evening when our six pals are together, Charles starts complaining of indigestion. Glen, bored, tells him that this is hardly surprising given that Charles eats too much, smokes too much and exercises too little. But the pains in his gut build to the point that this is no ordinary upset tummy. Then the symptoms become worse: Charles is barfing his brains out and in so much pain, he can't even talk sensibly. Rona decides this is no upset tummy and races to get the appropriate chemicals from her brother's dispensary to treat arsenic poisoning. She doses Charles up but it's too late: he dies hours later after suffering the worse possible pains imaginable. Glen still isn't convinced it's anything other than an ulcer coupled with "summer diarhea" (a thing, apparently, that causes GI distress in summer that occasionally leads to death--I suspect heavy metal poisoning caused by everyone dumping toxic waste into their drains). Beloved by all, everyone is devastated by Charles's death and everyone claims to believe it is a natural albeit unfortunate death.
Until, that is, Charles' brother Cyril shows up and demands an autopsy. Everyone, but particularly Angela, is shocked--why is he doing this to her? (Angela has retreated to her bedroom at this point and only communicates through her lawyer, and is not to be seen again until the second to last chapter of the book.) And, astonishingly (or not, given how much arsenic is laying about), Cyril's suspicions are correct: Charles' organs are soaked in arsenic--a condition that is not the result of long term arsenic poisoning, but the result of a single, large dose of arsenic. And then a will is found in Charles's desk which states that Angela is the sole beneficiary of Charles' vast wealth and Cyril gets nothing. So, did Angela do it to get rid of Charles so she could have his money? But she had access to all his money anyway...what would she gain? In fact, she'd have to work harder now that he is gone as he did everything to run the house. Did Glen accidentally kill Charles by mixing up medicines so inattentively that he didn't even notice he was giving Charles arsenic insted of magnesium to sooth his troublesome tum tum?
An inquest is scheduled and everyone we have so far met is going to be called up as a witness plus a few more characters we haven't yet met, but are surprise witnesses who unleash all sorts of shocks:
1. Frances: She confesses she stole a medicine bottle from Charles' bathroom. (Charles and Angela slept in separate bedrooms and had their own bathrooms with their own medicine cabinets.) She did it to shield Glen because she was convinced he accidentally poisoned Charles. ("Nice wife," he mutters peevishly to Douglas, who is sitting next to him.)
2. Maurice: A young, dashing medical student who is Angela's lover (so she has energy for sex with HIM!), they are engaged!, and plan to run away together!, as soon as this "bloody inquest" is over. He had written countless compromising letters to Angela which Charles recently discovered and confronted Angela over. According to Maurice, Charles "gave Angela permission" to continue her relationship, as long as she was discreet. Is this plausible? The townsfolk of Anneypenney are dubious but Angela--in another letter delivered by her lawyer--corroborates Maurice's testimony. Also, interestingly, Angela is no longer plagues by ailments, and is up and about, packing, getting ready to move to Italy.
3. Charles's attorney: He testified that Charles had recently had a new will drawn up, one that leaves far less money to Angela than the previous but also leaves a substantial pile of money to a certain Miss Upcott. No, as far as he knew, Angela did not know of this new will. But, he feels he must add, Charles was not nearly as wealthy as he led everyone to believe since he had been "investing" in a mysterious project lately that had been eating up all his finances. No, the lawyer didn't know more about the mystery project than that.
4. Miss Upcott: A "bonny faced" young gal who lives in Torminster, and who "receives" Charles every Tuesday and Thursday for a "bit of fun." ("I miss him ever so much," she declares dozens of times with dry eyes.) She didn't love Charles, but she did feel sorry for him. She's actually engaged to Bert, her "young man," who works at a chemists in London and, naturally, has access to arsenic. Miss Upcott makes homemade caramel for Charles every Thursday morning so he can take a box of chews home with him. (Yes, Bert knew of Charles's candy habit.) On the last Thursday that Miss Upcott saw Charles, Bert arrived at her apartment mid-morning and was alone with the box of candies while Miss Upcott was in her bedroom getting herself ready for Charles. Miss Upcott admitted that she knew Charles had changed his will and she also testified that she had told Bert that she would marry him (Bert), but that he had to wait as she couldn't stop seeing Charles as that would just crush him.
5. Alec: A distant cousin of Douglas's who works for Military Intelligence. He arrives at the inquest to show the coronor a letter that the head office received from Charles two days after Charles's death. The letter outlines Charles's account of how he ingested arsenic accidentally. He describes in detail a secret cupboard in his study that contains all sorts of identical bottles with all sorts of chemicals in them--and the bottles look just like his medicine bottles. (Well, that's silly.) He didn't intend to take the arsenic, but infers that he must have, once he realizes that he is dying of arsenic poisoning. Why is he writing Military Intelligence? Because it turns out that all his "engineering work'" was really spy work! But that's not all--that letter was for the public. ANOTHER letter is included in the same envelope, also from Charles, and it states that (a) this letter is for Military Intelligence only, (b) the other letter was for the public so the inquest could end but is a tissue of lies, (c) he thinks he WAS poisoned by a German spy ring who were using the German cooks as a way to get into his house, his office, and his papers. Well, didn't see THAT coming, did we?
And then guess what? The night before this letter was received, Mitzi and Maria both fled back to Germany, never to be seen again. After the inquest ends by declaring the death "accidental," everyone races back to Charles's study to see if there really are secret cupboards filled with dangerous substances. Yes there are. And others as well, all filled with engineering plans, government papers, and....letters wrapped in ribbons from Frances?!? She claims they are innocuous, just cheerful little notes written to cheer Charles up because she felt sorry for him because he was so lonely. (Or so she thought...) But Douglas wonders...were they innocent? Are these letters the reason Frances stole the medicine bottle and then threw Glen under the bus? He never gets to see the letters because Military Intelligence snaps them up. ("They belong to the government now.")
So what happened? Was Charles murdered and if so, by a resentful wife, ambitious mistress, incompetent doctor, overly affectionate neighbor, impatient boyfriend (we have two of those), or evil German spy ring? I'll just say that there's no way you saw this coming--clearly no one in England reading the serialized chapters did--and nothing is revealed until the very last paragraph. (And yet, Berkeley was right: all the information was laid out all along and everyone could have guessed it if they only paid attention...)