Friday, August 23, 2024

De-molding my brain

Owing to excessive levels of mold-related neurotoxins in my system, my doctor recommended that I buy a de-tox protocol called, I shit you not, "Dr. Jill's Miracle Mold Detox Box".  He did acknowledge that the name was ridiculous (especially for the almost FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS it costs) but swore blind that it was the bees knees.  So...  It requires several disgusting fluids twice a day, each followed a half hour later by a teaspoon of soluble charcoal.  Apparently this will flush all those toxins away and potentially make my brain as sharp as it was when I was able to remember a damn thing.  We shall see.



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