Monday, July 31, 2017

Latest Hobby

As mentioned some time ago, I got a new bass for my birthday in March. I wouldn't have gotten $5 for the old one so I decided a while ago to take it apart to see how the electrics worked, just for fun. Then a few days ago I got the more interesting notion to pull it completely apart and resurface it, just to see if I could. Here it is, stripped of all the hardware, before working on it. Very luckily the very day I was figuring out how to go about it, Grandma decided to clear out her basement and gave me a perfect door with two saw horses, which I am using as a really big work bench.

Today I went to Home Depot and got some tools for the trade. First, I need some screwdrivers (or one with lots of different bits) that are not all stripped and mangled.

I couldn't get the screwdriver and its bits out of the packaging before unscrewing the packaging. What if I didn't already own a screwdriver? Very weird.

I also got these devilish sand paper pads which boast this amazing new and innovative "hook and lock" technology (eliminating the need for clamps) which turns out to be velcro. It works very well.

I spent a long time looking at masks and eye protection. Apparently the resin that is used to seal up guitars is very dangerous if inhaled and can irritate asthma--all I needed to hear to motivate me to buy something. There was an amazing variety of styles to choose from: some for lead paint removal, some for asbestos removal, some for mold and mildew treatment, and this one for painting and sanding.

It seemed to take forever to get down to the wood. After grinding off plastic, paint and then more plastic, I finally started to see what was wood--which surprised me, as I thought it might be plastic all the way down.

But then I sanded more and discovered real wood with the grain going in the opposite direction. I still don't know what that first layer was. It was not a very thin layer of wood as it peels away as the resin did.

I also cleaned up the neck which because it is all curves was really tedious. Tomorrow I'll go over it with finer sand paper. And then I have to decide what I am going to do with it. I don't want to just cover it all up with black spray paint all over again. But what?

To the Manor born

 A visit to Hardwick Hall.  "Ah yes, I could get used to this!"
And what visit to a National Trust property is complete without a cream tea?

Sunday, July 30, 2017

More work done, more homeless creatures

Today I decided to work on the tree rather than the compost (still waiting for Sassypants and Sassyshorts and Sassyknickers to move out). It toppled over surprisingly easily. Simon was annoyed that I did it when he wanted to. Well, he should have given it a big shove, if he wanted to so badly.After the tree fell to the side, it split and a lot of old bark dropped off. And this little guy was exposed. Another homeless creature. Sigh. Life is too difficult.

Another backyard resident

We have noticed this water balloon of meat with four hands and a face sneaking food out of the duck dish for quite a few weeks. Then yesterday I saw her go to the source: the two buckets of duck and chicken food on our porch. By the time I got out there, she had the lid off, was inside and all I could see was her ample backside hanging out over the top. Her name is Sassypants.I was doing my daily work in the back corner (clearing out finished compost, bagging up sticks and old bark and feeding the chickens unfinished compost when I noticed that the level had gone down about 6 inches on one side of the compost box. I didn't remember getting that much done, but perhaps the rains had...Ah, I see what has happened: Sassypants (along with her two babies) has moved into a small home under the compost box. And done a nice job shifting a lot of rock hard soil, by the look of it. I'm not sure how to proceed at this point. I wanted to clear out this whole back corner before the Fall semester starts, but I don't want to displace a family. Tough decisions.

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Thomas's adventures in England, part 1

 Well, we've been pestering the English relatives for proof that our precious firstborn made it to England in one piece, and have finally received some.  Above is a picture taken by Karl, parent of Polly (the blond one) and Thomas, apparently on a road to nowhere.  No explanation was offered.
 Today we received this.  More striding towards the horizon.
 "What a silly horse" Thomas is no doubt thinking.  "But I admire its 'do".
 An alpaca, apparently.  Thomas maintains a cool distance.  You never can tell with camelids.
Thomas and Peter take advantage of a rare patch of sunshine to stand next to bikes and pretend that they're going to ride them.

Eggstravagance!

Today's crop: 5 eggs from 3 hens. Hypothesis, anyone?

Friday, July 21, 2017

More prezzies!

Arrived in the mail yesterday.  Thanks, Grandpa and Margaret!

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Birthday Bounty!

After just talking to Granny on the phone about how my presents hadn't arrived, I went outside and found packages!  Thank you all!

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Thomas on his way to England

I can't believe Thomas is leaving home already! It seems like he just pulled in the driveway after his Thodessey. It was a perfect day for flight: clear and sunny, not too hot, not too cold. Also perfect was Thomas's departure time, 10:36 pm, which means we didn't have to leave home until after 6:30, so we missed the rush hour traffic. Thomas started packing 10 or 15 minutes before we had to leave, finished within a few minutes, and then stood in the kitchen with his arms akimbo, chanting, "So are we going to leave? Are we leaving now? Can we go now? Is it time to leave?" Unable to take it any longer, he and I set off. We listened to a Bach and The High Baroque educational cd in the car (all about Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor--really interesting). As we neared the airport, coming at it from the south side for a change, Thomas suddenly panicked and accused me of taking him to the wrong airport. "It's too small! You took me to the wrong airport!" he yelled. I knew I hadn't, yet I always get a bit freaked out near airports and hospitals and start to doubt my own judgments. So I started panicking--then I saw the exit for the McNamara Terminal, which I knew was his--it's the big international terminal we always fly out of--so I knew I was right. Thomas then suggested that EVERY airport had a McNamara terminal, and so it could STILL be the wrong one. I told him to shut it, while I tried to find the right place to park. (I don't go to the Detroit Airport often and every time I do, they have changed the way you enter the parking structure, and the lay of the lanes inside the parking structure. It's weird. Like the way grocery stores move things every once in a while to "change things up", I suppose.) So as I circled around, trying to find the way into the damn colossus parking structure, Thomas started up with his running commentary, "So are you going to park or just circle around?" I told him I was damned tempted to skip the parking and just kick him to the curb and save myself the trouble. I don't think he believed me as he didn't let up his litany of questions. Finally we found the parking structure entrance, found a place to park and headed to the terminal. So far so good. Once inside, we found the Delta International check in (right in front of us), and there was no line at all. Whooop! But, before you are allowed to go to the counter to hand over your suitcase, you have to check yourself in. Why? Because watching rattled people try to manage their passports, stacks of luggage and bored toddlers who keep taking off like a shot amuses airport employees, I think. Thomas and I fumbled around with the machine for 10 minutes, arguing the whole time. I messed it up (I panicked) and entered the "YES" option when asked "No luggage?" So Thomas got a boarding pass printed up that said he had no luggage to check in--which caused him to rip into me mercilessly. So I suggested we go up to the counter and get a live human to straighten things out. Thomas refused, pointing out that you had to bring your CORRECT boarding pass to the counter. So, we went back to the machine and he entered in his information and got new boarding passes (given how easy it was, I think messing them up must be a common event). I started to reach for the YES butting at one point and he slapped my hand away. I had to stand with my hands behind my back before he would proceed. Armed with a corrected boarding pass, we made our way to the counter. Thomas got there, tossed his suitcase onto the scale and, when the woman working there asked, "Where are you flying to today?" He said, "London, England." She looked at his passport and said, "Not with this passport, you aren't!" Both of us froze. My stomach dropped and--as memories of last year's fiasco flooded through me--I felt a headache start to pound. She smiled happily, handed Thomas his passport and said, "You forgot to sign it!" Thomas laughed hollowly and signed it. And that was that. (I later told Simon this as he said, "It's comments like that that get airport workers stabbed in the neck!" referencing our most recent adventure at Flint Bishop airport when someone stabbed a security guard in the next, probably for giving the passenger grief about his passport.) So, we then walked about 50 yards to where Thomas entered the nearly empty security area and I said goodbye. I made him promise to be a good boy, so English relatives will have to let me know if he keeps his word. There he goes:

So, we've done our part. Now Thomas has to get himself from Heathrow Airport to Sheffield train station tomorrow, and then Granny and Peter have to pick him up. Then the fun can begin.

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Bert & Ernie

Today's eggs.

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

The Latest

I have received dozens, nay, hundreds of inquiries into our next plans for the backyard. So, here they are:
First, note the new climbing gymnasium for the chickens.  I read somewhere (Chicken Digest*, perhaps) that chickens get easily bored when they don't have enough to do.  So chicken owners were encouraged to set up climbing frames, swings and slides for them to amuse themselves with.  Here is what I got ours.  So far, they have tried climbing it only tentatively, I think afraid of the high levels of excitement.  I am sure once one gets used to it, the others will join in.
This area is the subject of the next long term project.  It is the forgotten area of our yard, and that is a compost bin hiding behind a big rotting oak tree.  Since the compost bin was built (5 years ago? I'm not even sure anymore--Grandpa made it using recycled bits of lumber from Frederick's sand box that he outgrew quite a few years ago) it has been buried in heaps of autumn leaves, spring yard clean up and food scraps, to the point that it wasn't even visible.  I have been working it over every day for the past two weeks, tossing it like a giant salad and removing two wheelbarrow loads every single day (one very finished load goes onto the flower beds and the other, less processed, goes into the chicken pen for finishing off).  Today I got the the point that I can see to about 6" from the bottom all around the sides and back, and it only has about 4" of material inside it.  The work has been made dramatically easier by the weather we have been having the past month or so, monsoon-like rains every evening.  The rains keep the ground soft and the worms and other wigglers thriving so they eat down the compost like nobody's business.
Here is the front, still in serious need of working down.  (Click on the picture to get a better view.)  The main problem is that several trees and a bush make use of the compost pile so it is thick with roots, and also (since squirrels are jerks and chew off tree bits) we have a lot of twigs and branches mixed into our leaves in fall--a LOT of sticks and twigs, which do not rot down nearly as quickly as leaves do.  So the compost heap not only requires tossing, but sifting.  It's tiresome.
And there is the rotting oak tree that is dropping large chunks every few weeks.  The tree was, when we moved here, about 12' tall (it had been lopped long before we arrived), and at least 12' around diameter.  It also had all the bark on it, and was very solid--and the home to billions of critters, large and small.  Over the years, the bark started dropping off and then it wasn't long before the innards rotted out.  Then, this year, the side walls started dropping.  I've decided that it has to go and so have been pulling chunks off.  I had planned on burning the bits but will have to be discreet since, technically, open fires within city limits are illegal--as most fun things are.
And here, behind the pond and to the right, on the outside of the chicken pen, will be the new home of the compost bin.  I think if it is more out in the open I will tend to it more regularly (as opposed to never, which was the schedule) and it won't grow into such a heap.
And so what will go into the corner, once the compost heap and the tree stump are finally cleared away and the ground leveled?  Another tiny building, of course.  Now that I know how to build them, I want to try again only this time to make something large enough for me to work in.

*Since buying the chickens I have noticed two things I never noticed before. The first is lost chickens on the loose at the side of the roads.  Just yesterday I saw two hens munching happily on grass right by the side of the road.  I am sure they had sprung loose from their pen and their owners had no idea.  A few weeks ago I saw five or six loose chickens happily eating as they strutted around a nearby cemetery.  I hope they all made it home safely.  The other thing I have noticed is a real market for books for chicken owners: how to make chicken coops, how to feed your chickens, how to raise chickens, how to hatch chickens...I saw one that intrigued me, called "The Chicken Owner's Garden."  This excited me as I immediately thought of my chicken ravaged flower beds and hoped that it would offer useful tips on which plants to grow to discourage chickens, in the way one can buy "deer resistant bulbs".  But it wasn't that at all!  Rather, it was a whole book dedicated to plants that one should grow entirely for the benefit of one's chickens: herbs to feed them so their feathers are fluffier, flowers to make their egg yolks pretty, others to make teas that soothe anxious mother hens.  "What a racket!" was my reaction.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

Monday, July 3, 2017

The Coop is DONE

I can think of more things to do--a tile mosaic on the door, anyone?--but for all intents and purposes, the coop is done.

Installing the cedar shingle siding was a lot less fun than I thought it would be, though the chickens did keep me company while I worked, which is more than the ducks do (usually they just make snide comments when we are in the backyard with them).

Sunday, July 2, 2017

Thodyssey Pictures 6