Every year the entire lower school (grades K-4) at Thomas's school puts on a musical. Two years ago, Thomas was so terrified that he simply stood on the stage, moving his mouth slightly so as to give the impression that he was singing along. Last year, he had one solo number (as the sarcastic rat in Charlotte's Web) and this year he was the narrator in Goldilocks and the Three Bears. He was, as Simon whispered to me during the production, "chewing the scenery." As the narrator, Thomas had the most lines and was allowed to sing along with all songs. Let's just say that you didn't have to sit near him to hear anything he sang.
The whole gang at final curtain.